Occasionally Asked Questions

What does Southpaw Tales mean? 

Left-handedness isn't as unusual as it was once considered, yet despite the ubiquity, associated little annoyances come up because of it on a regular basis. At the same time, we lefties often recognize and appreciate one another like Jeep people on the road. I'm still a fan of writing in notebooks and since I was a kid, have had messy, stain-filled hands from dragging them across the page. What can I say? We’re living in a right-handed world. It’s just a part of who I am that feels consistently present.

 

What corporate jargon drives you crazy?

Ugh. All of it. That isn’t to say I’m not guilty of throwing in a “thought leadership” here and a”bandwidth” there. Navigating corporate life sometimes means speaking in the language your peers have adopted. That said, I have the utmost respect for whoever first publicly recognized that ‘per my email’ is just a work appropriate way of saying, “Hey dummy, can you read?”

 

Do you prefer personal or professional writing?

Writing in my own voice is more natural and rewarding, but I approach both as an opportunity to share a story that resonates with a reader. My personal writing comes in many forms (some good, some terrible, all mine): lyrics, poems (my high school stuff is remarkably insufferable), blogs, essays, letters to the editor, post-it notes, short stories, etc. Like many writers, I feel compelled to write. It can be a difficult process, but it is no where near as suffocating as containing an idea that I need to get out.

My professional writing isn't always writing at all. I create blogs, white papers, briefs, social content and articles, but I also have the opportunity to create visual narratives using multimedia formats (AKA sometimes I make memes and GIFs for work). Either way, I ask myself the following questions:

  1. Who am I trying to reach?

  2. Does what I’ve written respect the reader’s time?

  3. Is it enjoyable to read?

  4. Is it valuable?

  5. Could I have said the same thing with fewer words?

How do you feel about Merriam-Webster stating that “irregardless” is a word and “literally” can now mean “figuratively?

*Takes deep breath* I recognize that language evolves, and we too must evolve with it. I don’t have to like it in every instance. I’ll try to keep my judgment to a minimum, but irregardless (shudder), you will never find me writing literally and figuratively interchangeably.

Book recommendations?

  • Writing Without Bullsh*t by Josh Bernoff

  • New Power: How Power Works in Our Hyperconnected World by Jeremy Heimans and Henry Timms

  • Lonesome Dove by Larry McMurtry

  • Visual Intelligence by Amy E. Herman

  • Galileo’s Middle Finger by Alice Dreger

  • So You've Been Publicly Shamed by Jon Ronson

More available upon request!